Star Wars Gifts: Ewoks. Either you love them or you hate them. Since you’re on this page, we’re gonna assume you’re in the former camp. But since not everybody is, you might want to carry a spear with you while you’re wearing this, in case you have to defend the honor of Ewoks everywhere. Allow us to recommend the one from the M48 Long handle Tactical Survival Series. Ain’t nobody going to mess with you when you’re carrying that… Brought to you by ThinkGeek.